he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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