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(512): View more from Texas

I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning

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(847): View more from Illinois

This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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(325): View more from Texas

I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.

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