You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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