if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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