I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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