I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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