i just wanna soil my oats bro
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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