Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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