Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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