Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize