I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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