You were right. It hurts to walk today.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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