I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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