once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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