thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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