He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
