does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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