This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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