I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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