Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
