its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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