You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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