butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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