We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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