There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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