I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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