Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you inspire me to be a worse person
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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