Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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