would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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