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(847): View more from Illinois

Rock

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Scissors

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Fuck

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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(315): View more from New York

you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

(1-985): View more from Louisiana

Do I have a choice?

(985): View more from Louisiana

I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo

(330): View more from Ohio

Like I don't even know how to respond to this?

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