Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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