She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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