He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am one with the molecules
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need to align my fucking chakras
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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