And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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