O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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