Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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