check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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