So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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