yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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