So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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