Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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