My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i came on her dog
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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