no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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