Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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