ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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