your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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