from now on my penis is your penis
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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