weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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