No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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