I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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