a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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