Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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