Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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