At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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